Top three signs I'm still culture shocked

3.)I get overwhelmed and withdrawn in large groups of people I am expected to interact with unless throughly intoxicated.

2.)I am confused and a little freaked out when guys check me out.

1.)I start shaking and come close to tears when sales people are rude to me (after I leave the store of course). I think the woman today thought I was a teenager or perhaps that I was going to try to steal the basket, lol. I'm still angry at her, but she's 50 and she works at Jewel, so really she's too sad to be angry at. On that note, if I'm working at Jewel when I'm 50, please someone kill me.